Thursday, 21 July 2016

Slow Kids Playin' Fast - My Mom Says I'm Punk (1997)



Another tape from the Calgary all ages scene! This one is waaaay better in sound quality than yesterday's. Slow Kids Playin' Fast fit in well with bands like All Rights Reserved and Showdown '76. Despite the band's helpful caricatures on the inside j-card, we're still not 100% sure who was in this band, and what else they played in.

Which is pretty much par for the course.

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Music from this tape sourced from the master CD (as well as the band's second demo tape) can be downloaded in the "other stuff" section on boatdreamsfromthehill.com.

FOZZY said...

Follwing NCL, a Dutch Chris was promoted as "Slow Kids Playing Fast" for contesting eugenics; C. Franz Schultchen

FOZZY said...

This is a substitute cassette for an organisation, referred as "The Kids Tape"

FOZZY said...

I know Chris V, I'm Chris XI

FOZZY said...

I am a often emulated man upon completion of my cultural degrees

FOZZY said...

NCL followed their cassette "Kids" with "Kidz II"; Kyle Bishop; Grade/MRR

Not to be confused with 7 second disc; Little Mr Morgan; Kids and Kidz II are one cassette album exclusive to illuminati societies; San Francisco

FOZZY said...

Kidz II was recorded by Todd Harkness, and features a live version of "Minute Made"

FOZZY said...

Christopher Franz Schultchen is a British Columbian, a Torontonian, and he is also Ashkenazic; K. Shulchan; Kafka

FOZZY said...

A former Recordland employee; Franz, a Nazi supports Jewish business


FOZZY said...

... So this page coming down any time soon?

FOZZY said...


NO COPIES LEFT
Kidz - Demo

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
Good Time

Bonus:

Live... Anyways

FOZZY said...

The cassette differs from fans copies; hi hats are edited out of "slave"
Blindfold: "Sunday Afternoon"
Good Time: "Tuesday Aftetnoon"
The cassette is conceptual, with sample from "The Simpsons" prior to "Live Anyway" aka "Minute Made" XXX

Peace; Dogg Barkness

FOZZY said...

It was duplicated on Alpage tape deck to sound as one session

FOZZY said...

The drummer of the group, a Paul Lawton & Todd Harkness collaborator JL Hankey

FOZZY said...

This cassette, Kidz II, a highly prized item, features the NCL "speed metal" logo

Peace, K.
HeartattaCk

FOZZY said...

If you want to hear it... You gotta PAY

The cassette, enjoyable for fans of crude straight edge skate punk... Todd Harkness, also group associations prefered the work of JL Hankey for NCL releases; "gun control means using both hands" and "little mr. morgan"; 7 Seconds; C. Schultchen; bass

NCL collapsed upon entering puberty; late bloomer; Franzy!

FOZZY said...

What's intersting of this tape; the use of Lucas inspired vocals, far less prominent; "Good Time", "Blindfold"

FOZZY said...

C. Franz Schultchen was Alberta's only straight edge hardcore all ages artist

Sloth

FOZZY said...

Nazi Punks
F*ck Off; 31G

FOZZY said...

Alberta punk is degenerate art

Jewish artists are ineligible for promtions in Calgary

FOZZY said...

C. Franz Schultchen is Ashkenazic
Kitzur Shulchan, Franz Kafka

FOZZY said...

East Germany; Communism
Marx; Kafka; German; Czech
Orthodoxy; Mary III; Leeds UK

FOZZY said...

Holocaust Survivor
Franz Schultchen; Manitoba

FOZZY said...

Kitzur Shulchan Aruch; not to be removed from Synagogue; surpasses Jewish law of Talmud; Schlomo Ganzfried; Lucifer

FOZZY said...

That's what I am; Jew

FOZZY said...

Apartheid; Leeds UK
Mary III

FOZZY said...

Kosher; Franz K.
Christopher
Franz
Schultchen

Übermench
Genitals

FOZZY said...

Schlomo; OTO; 11
Shul t Chen

FOZZY said...

Protocols of Zion
Nazism; July 20

FOZZY said...

Shul Cohen
Shul t Chen
Kitzur Kafka
11's

Schultchen's Liszt

FOZZY said...

Communist Jew
Karl Marx
Germany

FOZZY said...

Zionism; Der Giftpilz
Nuremberg: 11's

FOZZY said...

Jew appointed as chosen people, chosen one, by religious order in communism, freemasonry

Marx

FOZZY said...

Real Jew
Ashkenazi

FOZZY said...

Kit Kafka; only straight edge kosher artist; Alberta

FOZZY said...

Super Jew; above Kohens; protocols of Zion
Holocaust

FOZZY said...

Franz Mohammed
Also; 11

FOZZY said...

Punk; UK

FOZZY said...

Kit Kahein
P/Z
Fuck Goy!
Nazi Jew

FOZZY said...

KAFKA
Still a
CROOK

Protocols
of Zion 11

FOZZY said...

Kidz:

Chad Afrika Eggebrecht: Guitar, V
Fat James: Drumsticks, Oi
Franzy: Bass, Oy

No Copies Left; Hardcore - LA

FOZZY said...

Kidz are so generic!
31G

FOZZY said...

Juden

FOZZY said...

Roman Catholic Orthodoxy

Semitic; Arabia
Coptic Church; Egypt

Schluchten Of The Balkans
Karl May

FOZZY said...

Kitsur Shulchan Oruch

FOZZY said...

Punk is the poltically incorrect cultual program for Albertan people

FOZZY said...


Oops; it's like this!


NO COPIES LEFT
Kidz - Demo

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Blindfold
Slave
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
Good Time

Bonus:

Live... Anyways


Poster


XXX
LIVE
ANY
WAY
Kidz
SUB
HUM
ANS
XXX


FOZZY said...

There's potential merchandise

A poster etc

FOZZY said...

Can't remember if that song flipped; but yeah; it's a conceptual tape...

FOZZY said...

The tape was cool; it was smart to move intro some speedier skate rock; Spazz etc.

FOZZY said...

Problems with the boys though: JL moving on to bigger things.....


Yeah the tape still exists; Kidz II
It had a Simpsons sample on it

Harkness engineered it actually

FOZZY said...

It wasn't easy being in Slow Kids Playing Fast... Dave Glashan had big problems with the group, but he and Chris always got along...

FOZZY said...

How many copies exist of Kidz II


1

FOZZY said...

How many copies of Kidz II exist?


1

FOZZY said...

HARDNESS appreciated NCL...

FOZZY said...

It may seem like a negative approach but I was a good kid.... NCL was a lot of fun...


People know I'm a good musican ...

A sophisticated man...

Kidz II was a great tape highlighting the new vogue skate sounds of INFEST and SPAZZ

Hardcore ska punkers: RUDIMENTS were influential
The group provided no EMO-- Kidz II songs were HARDCORE

The group was political concerning All Ages; and had an homage to DOA; "Yay! For A!"

Kidz II was basically perfect: for Hockey Teeth

It's hardcore 94
Franz 11

FOZZY said...

Yeah I still play bass...

Sound great....

Toronto

FOZZY said...

I was a good kid .... Learning punk was hardcore...

Met really intersting people...

I was around 11-13 when we did NCL..

But as the birds and the bees began flying springtime....

I had to find me a new pastime... I folded NCL around 14

FOZZY said...

Where's the hardcore at?

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

FOZZY said...

Who's still hardcore?

CSCSCSCSCSCSCS

FOZZY said...

Yeah, I'm still keeping fit...
Still doing what I do...

Taking it easy!

Hair; no problem. Also looking good in hats...

FOZZY said...

NCL reunion, with one original member...

Anybody want to come party?
Watch me do this... 4 PC
Can't scream cos of puberty etc.

You would pay, yeah?

Kidz II - complete tape... With new single

LIVE ANYWAYS
2 minute made
And "wise up"
Big Boys

FOZZY said...

Come out

NCL
Adults

This is when it gets really hardcore


XXX
LIVE
ANY
WAY
NCL
SUB
HUM
ANS
XXX

1 set

Survivors

FOZZY said...

Real
1994
Hard
Core
N C L

FOZZY said...

So yeah, that's hardcore

FOZZY said...

NCL

Fun
Fun
Fun

Big
Boy

FOZZY said...

Punx Y'z Up, X's Out!

- Franz

FOZZY said...

Yeah, I'm the only hardcore SXE dude of all ages, I think... A true minor threat; Franzy aka Duff...

FOZZY said...

The only dude to throw down true straight edge all ages punk hardcore in Alberta was Franz aka Duff; LA

Kidz II
No Copies Left

FOZZY said...

Omega...
Christopher Franz Schultchen
Alpha Male

FOZZY said...


HC:
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"

1
11
Jew
No tats
Assück, H
It's Hard; 1982
Kit Shulchan, Ca.
Mods & Skins, UK
Punx N' Rockers, UK
Surf's Up, UK JAP
Canada, JAP
Nazi JAP
11 JAP
1 JAP
JAP
11
1

Punx Y'z Up, X's Out£ ks.

FOZZY said...

Who's still up for hardcore?

Toronto Hardcore
"It's Hard" 1982
- Kit Shulchan

FOZZY said...

Who's still top hardcore?
All Ages
Punx Y'z Up X's Out£ ks.

FOZZY said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merch; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz



FOZZY said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merchandisers; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold (Extended; tempo pick up)
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz




5 August 2018 at 14:26 Delete

FOZZY said...


NCL "speed metal" button free with purchase of $20

FOZZY said...

NCL could tour at these prices too
If they want hardcore

Shrine: Suli
Hardcore
Chapter 11
No 7
X
Dogg Barkness

So

That's one Superband
Kidz or NCL is a skate punk band
Straight edge; 420; Infest; Rudiments
There's nothing quite like NCL....
The material is fast; riffs hardcore 94
It has one tape which gets worked out
And this set; the set never changes;
But live versions of some songs are
Superior; the tape will just be "two sets"
Not an album

One real hardcore band
Down

And a few more to go
There may be hardcore Union
To tour this sort of band


Sully will be in the house
Throwing down with AJ
And Ernie; Rasta after
Party with Rollins; get
In the van; bad brains
with Lisa; - Duff NCL



There are other options

FOZZY said...



BIo:

"No Copies Left" are Chad Uwe Eggebrecht, Leroy; James Hickey & C. Franz Schultchen,
11 year old leader of "The Kidz" following M BC, "Bloodstains" with "Wise Up" Big Boys, 6th Grade Univox guitarist, Kidz began upon entering 7th Grade, 1994, Agent Orange also performed by drummer, J. Elroy, "Wise Up", inspired ambitions comparable to Beethoven initally "The Skaters", Kidz featured school mate Ruben Butterfield, a student of "Wise Up". Upon entering Junior High. Franz, then Christopher, or Chris, as his friend JiL would call him, afforded his very first Consolidated skateboard, with H Street wheels, later to be replaced by Channel 1 "Elvis-Viscious", as he and James, enjoyed The Sex Pistols, an LP of his father, Martin, Portage La Prairie, as local teenagers revelled in Nirvana, James would afford a coveted skateboard, And, featuring his favorite Marvel Comics stars, Birdhouses being popularized by neighborhood friends Keith, Mike, Darcy & John; Chris met Anthony Smith, and guitarist Chad Eggebrecht as both Birdhouse enthusiasts, drummer Jale H would begin performing concert professionally thru assistance of Boarderline owner, Roger B, ill proving collaborations unsuccessful, upon a loss of his skateboard. James would begin concentration on forming a group with Chris which became, No Copies Left, Chris, initially lyricist, "Do It Your Own Way", and "No Copies Left" featured friend Afro Anthony, as bass guitarist and lead vocal with fellow Junior High skateboarder, Chad, later replacing him as group leader, Chris FS would become bass, James insisting lyricism unlike Schultchen manifesto; "Somebody Stole My Skateboard"

"Punk is Subhumans" Kidz

Todd Harkness
CS Career Suicide
Absolute Underground
G7 Welcoming Committee
MAXIMUM ROCK & ROLL G


Album Title: No Copies Left [Master]

"From San Francisco, Hickey, Fuckface, No Copies Left "Kidz" From LA - Me JL, Chris & Chad; Gun Control Means Uzing Both Hands All Ages Straight Edge With The Rudiments!"

Album Cover; flyer; Hickey "Revolution" silk screen with - "Kidz" No Copies Left; added
with permission; c/o DOGG BARKNESS (WC)

No Thanks: Copies Left Handed, Nazi
Kidz: F*ck The Commonwealth, Dogg Barkness, P4, Wad, Paul, Brian & The
President; Schibbelbein, 789; Dave G,
Nee, Kee, Kidz, Error In Mathes, Ernie,
Propagandhi and Grade - Franzy Bear
Rusty, James & Rich Nazi; 924 - Pooh
Chad Thanks, Rog, Elias, Pisco, Robin
Vertical Addition - NO COPIES SOLD!

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 4 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Blindfold
Slave
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 5
Good Time; (Live... Anyways)

No Pics; FB

FOZZY said...



BIo:

"No Copies Left" are Chad Uwe Eggebrecht,
Leroy; James Hickey & C. Franz Schultchen,
11 year old leader of "The Kidz" following M
BC, "Bloodstains" with "Wise Up" Big Boys,
6th Grade Univox guitarist, Kidz began upon
entering 7th Grade, 1994, Agent Orange also
performed by drummer, J. Elroy, "Wise Up",
inspired ambitions comparable to Beethoven
initially "The Skaters", Kidz featured school
mate Ruben Butterfield, a student of "Wise
Up". Upon entering Junior High. Franz, then
Christopher, or Chris, as his friend JiL would
call him, afforded his very first Consolidated
skateboard, with H Street wheels, later to be
replaced by Channel 1 "Elvis-Viscious", as he
and James, enjoyed The Sex Pistols, an LP of
his father, Martin, Portage La Prairie, as local
teenagers revelled in Nirvana, James would
afford a coveted skateboard, And, featuring
his favourite Marvel Comics stars, Birdhouses
being popularised by neighborhood friends
Keith, Mike, Darcy & John; Chris met Anthony
Smith, and guitarist Chad Eggebrecht as both
Birdhouse enthusiasts, drummer Jale H would
begin performing concert professionally thru
assistance of Boarderline owner, Roger B, ill
proving collaborations unsuccessful, upon a
loss of his skateboard. James would begin
concentration on forming a group with Chris
which became, No Copies Left, Chris, initially
lyricist, "Do It Your Own Way", and "No Copies
Left" featured friend Afro Anthony, as bass
guitarist and lead vocal with fellow Junior High
skateboarder, Chad, later replacing him as
group leader, Chris FS would become bass,
James insisting lyricism unlike Schultchen
manifesto; "Somebody Stole My Skateboard"

"Punk is Subhumans" Kidz

Todd Harkness
CS Career Suicide
Absolute Underground
G7 Welcoming Committee
MAXIMUM ROCK & ROLL G


Album Title: No Copies Left [Master]

"From San Francisco, Hickey, Fuckface, No Copies Left "Kidz" From LA - Me JL, Chris & Chad; Gun Control Means Uzing Both Hands All Ages Straight Edge With The Rudiments!"

Album Cover; flyer; Hickey "Revolution" silk screen with - "Kidz" No Copies Left; added
with permission; c/o DOGG BARKNESS (WC)

No Thanks: Copies Left Handed, Nazi
Kidz: F*ck The Commonwealth, Dogg
Barkness, P4, Wad, Paul, Brian & The
President; Schibbelbein, 789; Dave G,
Nee, Kee, Kidz, Error In Mathes, Ernie,
Propagandhi and Grade - Franzy Bear
Rusty, James & Rich Nazi; 924 - Pooh
Chad Thanks, Rog, Elias, Pisco, Robin
Vertical Addition - NO COPIES SOLD!

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 4 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 5
Good Time; (Live... Anyways)

No Pics; FB

FOZZY said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merchandisers; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold (Extended; tempo pick up)
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz