Thursday, 21 July 2016

Slow Kids Playin' Fast - My Mom Says I'm Punk (1997)



Another tape from the Calgary all ages scene! This one is waaaay better in sound quality than yesterday's. Slow Kids Playin' Fast fit in well with bands like All Rights Reserved and Showdown '76. Despite the band's helpful caricatures on the inside j-card, we're still not 100% sure who was in this band, and what else they played in.

Which is pretty much par for the course.

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Music from this tape sourced from the master CD (as well as the band's second demo tape) can be downloaded in the "other stuff" section on boatdreamsfromthehill.com.

Christopher Schultchen said...

Follwing NCL, a Dutch Chris was promoted as "Slow Kids Playing Fast" for contesting eugenics; C. Franz Schultchen

Christopher Schultchen said...

This is a substitute cassette for an organisation, referred as "The Kids Tape"

Christopher Schultchen said...

I know Chris V, I'm Chris XI

Christopher Schultchen said...

I am a often emulated man upon completion of my cultural degrees

Christopher Schultchen said...

NCL followed their cassette "Kids" with "Kidz II"; Kyle Bishop; Grade/MRR

Not to be confused with 7 second disc; Little Mr Morgan; Kids and Kidz II are one cassette album exclusive to illuminati societies; San Francisco

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kidz II was recorded by Todd Harkness, and features a live version of "Minute Made"

Christopher Schultchen said...

Christopher Franz Schultchen is a British Columbian, a Torontonian, and he is also Ashkenazic; K. Shulchan; Kafka

Christopher Schultchen said...

A former Recordland employee; Franz, a Nazi supports Jewish business


Christopher Schultchen said...

... So this page coming down any time soon?

Christopher Schultchen said...


NO COPIES LEFT
Kidz - Demo

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
Good Time

Bonus:

Live... Anyways

Christopher Schultchen said...

The cassette differs from fans copies; hi hats are edited out of "slave"
Blindfold: "Sunday Afternoon"
Good Time: "Tuesday Aftetnoon"
The cassette is conceptual, with sample from "The Simpsons" prior to "Live Anyway" aka "Minute Made" XXX

Peace; Dogg Barkness

Christopher Schultchen said...

It was duplicated on Alpage tape deck to sound as one session

Christopher Schultchen said...

The drummer of the group, a Paul Lawton & Todd Harkness collaborator JL Hankey

Christopher Schultchen said...

This cassette, Kidz II, a highly prized item, features the NCL "speed metal" logo

Peace, K.
HeartattaCk

Christopher Schultchen said...

If you want to hear it... You gotta PAY

The cassette, enjoyable for fans of crude straight edge skate punk... Todd Harkness, also group associations prefered the work of JL Hankey for NCL releases; "gun control means using both hands" and "little mr. morgan"; 7 Seconds; C. Schultchen; bass

NCL collapsed upon entering puberty; late bloomer; Franzy!

Christopher Schultchen said...

What's intersting of this tape; the use of Lucas inspired vocals, far less prominent; "Good Time", "Blindfold"

Christopher Schultchen said...

C. Franz Schultchen was Alberta's only straight edge hardcore all ages artist

Sloth

Christopher Schultchen said...

Nazi Punks
F*ck Off; 31G

Christopher Schultchen said...

Alberta punk is degenerate art

Jewish artists are ineligible for promtions in Calgary

Christopher Schultchen said...

C. Franz Schultchen is Ashkenazic
Kitzur Shulchan, Franz Kafka

Christopher Schultchen said...

East Germany; Communism
Marx; Kafka; German; Czech
Orthodoxy; Mary III; Leeds UK

Christopher Schultchen said...

Holocaust Survivor
Franz Schultchen; Manitoba

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kitzur Shulchan Aruch; not to be removed from Synagogue; surpasses Jewish law of Talmud; Schlomo Ganzfried; Lucifer

Christopher Schultchen said...

That's what I am; Jew

Christopher Schultchen said...

Apartheid; Leeds UK
Mary III

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kosher; Franz K.
Christopher
Franz
Schultchen

Übermench
Genitals

Christopher Schultchen said...

Schlomo; OTO; 11
Shul t Chen

Christopher Schultchen said...

Protocols of Zion
Nazism; July 20

Christopher Schultchen said...

Shul Cohen
Shul t Chen
Kitzur Kafka
11's

Schultchen's Liszt

Christopher Schultchen said...

Communist Jew
Karl Marx
Germany

Christopher Schultchen said...

Zionism; Der Giftpilz
Nuremberg: 11's

Christopher Schultchen said...

Jew appointed as chosen people, chosen one, by religious order in communism, freemasonry

Marx

Christopher Schultchen said...

Real Jew
Ashkenazi

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kit Kafka; only straight edge kosher artist; Alberta

Christopher Schultchen said...

Super Jew; above Kohens; protocols of Zion
Holocaust

Christopher Schultchen said...

Franz Mohammed
Also; 11

Christopher Schultchen said...

Punk; UK

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kit Kahein
P/Z
Fuck Goy!
Nazi Jew

Christopher Schultchen said...

KAFKA
Still a
CROOK

Protocols
of Zion 11

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kidz:

Chad Afrika Eggebrecht: Guitar, V
Fat James: Drumsticks, Oi
Franzy: Bass, Oy

No Copies Left; Hardcore - LA

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kidz are so generic!
31G

Christopher Schultchen said...

Juden

Christopher Schultchen said...

Roman Catholic Orthodoxy

Semitic; Arabia
Coptic Church; Egypt

Schluchten Of The Balkans
Karl May

Christopher Schultchen said...

Kitsur Shulchan Oruch

Christopher Schultchen said...

Punk is the poltically incorrect cultual program for Albertan people

Christopher Schultchen said...


Oops; it's like this!


NO COPIES LEFT
Kidz - Demo

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Blindfold
Slave
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
Good Time

Bonus:

Live... Anyways


Poster


XXX
LIVE
ANY
WAY
Kidz
SUB
HUM
ANS
XXX


Christopher Schultchen said...

There's potential merchandise

A poster etc

Christopher Schultchen said...

Can't remember if that song flipped; but yeah; it's a conceptual tape...

Christopher Schultchen said...

The tape was cool; it was smart to move intro some speedier skate rock; Spazz etc.

Christopher Schultchen said...

Problems with the boys though: JL moving on to bigger things.....


Yeah the tape still exists; Kidz II
It had a Simpsons sample on it

Harkness engineered it actually

Christopher Schultchen said...

It wasn't easy being in Slow Kids Playing Fast... Dave Glashan had big problems with the group, but he and Chris always got along...

Christopher Schultchen said...

How many copies exist of Kidz II


1

Christopher Schultchen said...

How many copies of Kidz II exist?


1

Christopher Schultchen said...

HARDNESS appreciated NCL...

Christopher Schultchen said...

It may seem like a negative approach but I was a good kid.... NCL was a lot of fun...


People know I'm a good musican ...

A sophisticated man...

Kidz II was a great tape highlighting the new vogue skate sounds of INFEST and SPAZZ

Hardcore ska punkers: RUDIMENTS were influential
The group provided no EMO-- Kidz II songs were HARDCORE

The group was political concerning All Ages; and had an homage to DOA; "Yay! For A!"

Kidz II was basically perfect: for Hockey Teeth

It's hardcore 94
Franz 11

Christopher Schultchen said...

Yeah I still play bass...

Sound great....

Toronto

Christopher Schultchen said...

I was a good kid .... Learning punk was hardcore...

Met really intersting people...

I was around 11-13 when we did NCL..

But as the birds and the bees began flying springtime....

I had to find me a new pastime... I folded NCL around 14

Christopher Schultchen said...

Where's the hardcore at?

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

Christopher Schultchen said...

Who's still hardcore?

CSCSCSCSCSCSCS

Christopher Schultchen said...

Yeah, I'm still keeping fit...
Still doing what I do...

Taking it easy!

Hair; no problem. Also looking good in hats...

Christopher Schultchen said...

NCL reunion, with one original member...

Anybody want to come party?
Watch me do this... 4 PC
Can't scream cos of puberty etc.

You would pay, yeah?

Kidz II - complete tape... With new single

LIVE ANYWAYS
2 minute made
And "wise up"
Big Boys

Christopher Schultchen said...

Come out

NCL
Adults

This is when it gets really hardcore


XXX
LIVE
ANY
WAY
NCL
SUB
HUM
ANS
XXX

1 set

Survivors

Christopher Schultchen said...

Real
1994
Hard
Core
N C L

Christopher Schultchen said...

So yeah, that's hardcore

Christopher Schultchen said...

NCL

Fun
Fun
Fun

Big
Boy

Christopher Schultchen said...

Punx Y'z Up, X's Out!

- Franz

Christopher Schultchen said...

Yeah, I'm the only hardcore SXE dude of all ages, I think... A true minor threat; Franzy aka Duff...

Christopher Schultchen said...

The only dude to throw down true straight edge all ages punk hardcore in Alberta was Franz aka Duff; LA

Kidz II
No Copies Left

Christopher Schultchen said...

Omega...
Christopher Franz Schultchen
Alpha Male

Christopher Schultchen said...


HC:
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"

1
11
Jew
No tats
Assück, H
It's Hard; 1982
Kit Shulchan, Ca.
Mods & Skins, UK
Punx N' Rockers, UK
Surf's Up, UK JAP
Canada, JAP
Nazi JAP
11 JAP
1 JAP
JAP
11
1

Punx Y'z Up, X's Out£ ks.

Christopher Schultchen said...

Who's still up for hardcore?

Toronto Hardcore
"It's Hard" 1982
- Kit Shulchan

Christopher Schultchen said...

Who's still top hardcore?
All Ages
Punx Y'z Up X's Out£ ks.

Christopher Schultchen said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merch; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz



Christopher Schultchen said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merchandisers; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold (Extended; tempo pick up)
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz




5 August 2018 at 14:26 Delete

Christopher Schultchen said...


NCL "speed metal" button free with purchase of $20

Christopher Schultchen said...

NCL could tour at these prices too
If they want hardcore

Shrine: Suli
Hardcore
Chapter 11
No 7
X
Dogg Barkness

So

That's one Superband
Kidz or NCL is a skate punk band
Straight edge; 420; Infest; Rudiments
There's nothing quite like NCL....
The material is fast; riffs hardcore 94
It has one tape which gets worked out
And this set; the set never changes;
But live versions of some songs are
Superior; the tape will just be "two sets"
Not an album

One real hardcore band
Down

And a few more to go
There may be hardcore Union
To tour this sort of band


Sully will be in the house
Throwing down with AJ
And Ernie; Rasta after
Party with Rollins; get
In the van; bad brains
with Lisa; - Duff NCL



There are other options

Christopher Schultchen said...



BIo:

"No Copies Left" are Chad Uwe Eggebrecht, Leroy; James Hickey & C. Franz Schultchen,
11 year old leader of "The Kidz" following M BC, "Bloodstains" with "Wise Up" Big Boys, 6th Grade Univox guitarist, Kidz began upon entering 7th Grade, 1994, Agent Orange also performed by drummer, J. Elroy, "Wise Up", inspired ambitions comparable to Beethoven initally "The Skaters", Kidz featured school mate Ruben Butterfield, a student of "Wise Up". Upon entering Junior High. Franz, then Christopher, or Chris, as his friend JiL would call him, afforded his very first Consolidated skateboard, with H Street wheels, later to be replaced by Channel 1 "Elvis-Viscious", as he and James, enjoyed The Sex Pistols, an LP of his father, Martin, Portage La Prairie, as local teenagers revelled in Nirvana, James would afford a coveted skateboard, And, featuring his favorite Marvel Comics stars, Birdhouses being popularized by neighborhood friends Keith, Mike, Darcy & John; Chris met Anthony Smith, and guitarist Chad Eggebrecht as both Birdhouse enthusiasts, drummer Jale H would begin performing concert professionally thru assistance of Boarderline owner, Roger B, ill proving collaborations unsuccessful, upon a loss of his skateboard. James would begin concentration on forming a group with Chris which became, No Copies Left, Chris, initially lyricist, "Do It Your Own Way", and "No Copies Left" featured friend Afro Anthony, as bass guitarist and lead vocal with fellow Junior High skateboarder, Chad, later replacing him as group leader, Chris FS would become bass, James insisting lyricism unlike Schultchen manifesto; "Somebody Stole My Skateboard"

"Punk is Subhumans" Kidz

Todd Harkness
CS Career Suicide
Absolute Underground
G7 Welcoming Committee
MAXIMUM ROCK & ROLL G


Album Title: No Copies Left [Master]

"From San Francisco, Hickey, Fuckface, No Copies Left "Kidz" From LA - Me JL, Chris & Chad; Gun Control Means Uzing Both Hands All Ages Straight Edge With The Rudiments!"

Album Cover; flyer; Hickey "Revolution" silk screen with - "Kidz" No Copies Left; added
with permission; c/o DOGG BARKNESS (WC)

No Thanks: Copies Left Handed, Nazi
Kidz: F*ck The Commonwealth, Dogg Barkness, P4, Wad, Paul, Brian & The
President; Schibbelbein, 789; Dave G,
Nee, Kee, Kidz, Error In Mathes, Ernie,
Propagandhi and Grade - Franzy Bear
Rusty, James & Rich Nazi; 924 - Pooh
Chad Thanks, Rog, Elias, Pisco, Robin
Vertical Addition - NO COPIES SOLD!

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 4 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Blindfold
Slave
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 5
Good Time; (Live... Anyways)

No Pics; FB

Christopher Schultchen said...



BIo:

"No Copies Left" are Chad Uwe Eggebrecht,
Leroy; James Hickey & C. Franz Schultchen,
11 year old leader of "The Kidz" following M
BC, "Bloodstains" with "Wise Up" Big Boys,
6th Grade Univox guitarist, Kidz began upon
entering 7th Grade, 1994, Agent Orange also
performed by drummer, J. Elroy, "Wise Up",
inspired ambitions comparable to Beethoven
initially "The Skaters", Kidz featured school
mate Ruben Butterfield, a student of "Wise
Up". Upon entering Junior High. Franz, then
Christopher, or Chris, as his friend JiL would
call him, afforded his very first Consolidated
skateboard, with H Street wheels, later to be
replaced by Channel 1 "Elvis-Viscious", as he
and James, enjoyed The Sex Pistols, an LP of
his father, Martin, Portage La Prairie, as local
teenagers revelled in Nirvana, James would
afford a coveted skateboard, And, featuring
his favourite Marvel Comics stars, Birdhouses
being popularised by neighborhood friends
Keith, Mike, Darcy & John; Chris met Anthony
Smith, and guitarist Chad Eggebrecht as both
Birdhouse enthusiasts, drummer Jale H would
begin performing concert professionally thru
assistance of Boarderline owner, Roger B, ill
proving collaborations unsuccessful, upon a
loss of his skateboard. James would begin
concentration on forming a group with Chris
which became, No Copies Left, Chris, initially
lyricist, "Do It Your Own Way", and "No Copies
Left" featured friend Afro Anthony, as bass
guitarist and lead vocal with fellow Junior High
skateboarder, Chad, later replacing him as
group leader, Chris FS would become bass,
James insisting lyricism unlike Schultchen
manifesto; "Somebody Stole My Skateboard"

"Punk is Subhumans" Kidz

Todd Harkness
CS Career Suicide
Absolute Underground
G7 Welcoming Committee
MAXIMUM ROCK & ROLL G


Album Title: No Copies Left [Master]

"From San Francisco, Hickey, Fuckface, No Copies Left "Kidz" From LA - Me JL, Chris & Chad; Gun Control Means Uzing Both Hands All Ages Straight Edge With The Rudiments!"

Album Cover; flyer; Hickey "Revolution" silk screen with - "Kidz" No Copies Left; added
with permission; c/o DOGG BARKNESS (WC)

No Thanks: Copies Left Handed, Nazi
Kidz: F*ck The Commonwealth, Dogg
Barkness, P4, Wad, Paul, Brian & The
President; Schibbelbein, 789; Dave G,
Nee, Kee, Kidz, Error In Mathes, Ernie,
Propagandhi and Grade - Franzy Bear
Rusty, James & Rich Nazi; 924 - Pooh
Chad Thanks, Rog, Elias, Pisco, Robin
Vertical Addition - NO COPIES SOLD!

1
Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3

2
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
Kannabis Pt. 4 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 5
Good Time; (Live... Anyways)

No Pics; FB

Christopher Schultchen said...



$20 cover
$20 tape
With free sticker
Poster; Live Anyway; Kidz reverse; NCL
Guests with $20 tapes (Will take as low as 5 bucks; sales man; tape is $20: female and male merchandisers; NCL t shirt "speed metal" logo, also Kidz faces T Shirt "skate style"/ skate co. Tagalong shirts)

NCL
With Franz
Live

Set 30 Min

Minute Made
Yay! For A!
Difference
Misguided
Kannabis Pt. 1 "Kick Flip"
Today Is Not A Good Day Homer J.
Slave
Blindfold (Extended; tempo pick up)
Kannabis
"Flip Kick"; Kannabis Pt. 3
F*ck You Punk
How Hard Can It Be
I Hate You
Some F*cker Stole My Skateboard
"Kick Flip"; Kannabis Pt. 4
Half Cab (Extended)
Instrumental
Good Time
Kannabis Pt. 5 "Flip Kick"

Encore
Wise Up: Big Boys



Original NCL Quote
"Punx Y'z Up, X's Out"
Franz