Unsightly - Crack '96 (1996)

Well, as you likely know by now, we here at the CCPS are nothing if not obsessive about completing stories. So the story of the Unsightly ends with this rare gem. In fact, so rare that Greg Kushner thinks only three people had heard this before it landed in out offices. Greg and Jeff re-recorded several of the tracks of their original Crack cassette (throwing in an ace cover of Pink Floyd's "Nile Song" to sauce things up), only passing a copy along to Wes Hegg.

However, we can't confirm is Wes ever took the time to listen to this - so Jeff and Greg may have been the only ones to have heard this before us - and, of course, you.